Rodent skeletons and gay men

First, creepy milk drinkin, bible readin, wacky clothes wearin dude was, indeed, creepy, but obviously not creepy enough to kill me. Thanks dude!

And then I left the coffee shop and stepped on a patch of ice and busted my ass. Fuck you, Ice.

I had thai food with a friend last night. Tom Kha is the idea cold weather food.

I made it home in time to miss all the really bad road conditions.

I was going to start a fire but as I went to open the chimney I remembered that I had heard something like a squirrel or a mouse or el chupacabra in the chimney a few weeks back and I didn't want to deal with creature remains that late at night. I opted to be cold.

I woke around 5, fell asleep again around 7 and up again at 10 to find 3 cats and a dog carefully positioned on me. Not around me but ON me. I may have to deal with creature remains for their sake.

When I could see the water dripping off the roof I figured it would be ok to get out and drive.

Ya'll, I have a new neighbor. a very very good looking new neighbor. He has a black pug. I think my new crush may be gay. Fuck ¶ 10:34 AM


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